Episodes
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Episode 47: Eight Second Brrrrkfst
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
What's the difference between a bucking bull and a horse? We explore that in depth with Mike Crugnola (@futureXskeleton) himself! Also- before we get in too deep this is a REAL STORY. So for anyone like SOME of us on the podcast who didn't realize until the last few minutes of the movie- this dude was real. Lane existed. Now listen to the podcast. Do it for Lane.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Eight Seconds | Movie
Wednesday Apr 03, 2024
Episode 46: Whoa Black Beauty Bam Ba Lam
Wednesday Apr 03, 2024
Wednesday Apr 03, 2024
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
No way, NO WAY, THE Kaycie D? On Horse Girls! You mean the one that writes and illustrates B Side You the world famous web comic that you can read for free at bsideyoucomic.com? I can't believe she's here to talk to us about the Black Beauty that's free on YouTube. I am sure that means it will be fantastic and not at all bad. Right Tim? Right? Tim... why is it going dark now. Why does it feel so cold? Am I the one finding the beauty in the black? It's so vey dark... so ... so dark.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Black Beauty (Made by Family Central) | Movie
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
Surprise Attack Book Club 9! Notary Needed
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Nine by Chris Wooding
We talk about the book for at least 10 minutes...maybe.
What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not!
Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.
Wednesday Mar 20, 2024
Episode 45:We Stand on Biscuits
Wednesday Mar 20, 2024
Wednesday Mar 20, 2024
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
We are joined by the incredible The_Artifessor to talk about a surprisingly good Spiderman movie titled Spiderman: Seabiscuit. It was an entirely new take on superpowers in that Tobias Macguias did not appear to shoot webs but you know I still think it was a pretty good one. Also his crime fighting sidekick was a horse.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Seabiscuit | Movie
Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
Episode 44: The Poor Groomsbridle is a -
Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Are you tired of the whole Z versus Z controversy? Are you like, America, England, Canada, France, etc. get it together! Then boy howdy do I have a solution for you. Introducing Z! This brand new pronunciation of everyone's favourite letter is sure to please the whole family! Hey Tim, I am not sure this is coming across is type. I feel like this add for your new letter pronunciation should really have been spoken... If only we had an audio medium to really sell stuff like this.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 12 (Rising from the Ashes) & 13 (Coming Together) | TV Show
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
Episode 43: Cattle Do Pig
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
I wasn't feeling particularly inspired to make this summary so I asked Tim what the most interesting part of this episode was. He didn't answer me so instead this is what you get for an episode descriptions. Uninspired drivel. Absolute waste of a perfectly good space. Think about how many seconds of your life you will never get back because you read this description. Right. Now add that with everyone else who read this description. We could take a class, get a coffee, fall in love, have a whirlwind romance, fall out of love, go our separate ways, meet new people, adopt a dog, break up with those people, meet in Europe by accident ten years from now and decide that what tore us apart to begin with was the folly of youth and right here right now it's time to open our hearts and learn to trust and love again... what was I saying? Oh yeah. New horse girls...
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 10 (Born to Run) & 11 (Thicker Than Water) | TV Show
Wednesday Feb 07, 2024
Episode 42: No Horse for Wear
Wednesday Feb 07, 2024
Wednesday Feb 07, 2024
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
It's just that Twilight isn't a great movie ok? Or book. Like what even happened, how did that series get so popular? Why did the editor greenlight Renesmee? So anyways we talk about Heartland again.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 8 (Out of the Darkness) & 9 (Ghost from the Past) | TV Show
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Episode 41: Two Valkyries and a Goofy Guy
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Have you ever wanted to plan a vacation with the horse girls? This episode gives you a real life experience in our state of the art system into this experience. Paste a picture of your best friends on the monitor and Google 'Train Adventure' before putting on noise cancelling headphones and listening in to this episode. It is a state of art experience artisanally crafter for your experience. Spared no expense.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 6 (One Trick Pony) & 7 (Come What May) | TV Show
Thursday Jan 11, 2024
HEAR YE HEAR YE: The Horse Girls Ride at Ichibancon!
Thursday Jan 11, 2024
Thursday Jan 11, 2024
Want to come see the Goblins and Growlers folks and the Horse Girls? Here's where to find the details: https://ichibancon.com/
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Episode 40: Fiddle Saddle
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
- Combine oil, corn syrup, brown sugar, water, salt in a small saucepan over med heat.
- Stir while bringing to a boil, then use a candy thermometer to bring to 300 degrees F or hard crack stage.
- When it reaches about 275 degrees F, start cooking the popcorn according to package directions.
- When candy has reached the right temp, add vanilla and remove from heat.
- Pour hot popcorn into large plastic or glass bowl and quickly pour the candy mix on top.
- Stir so that the candy coats all the pieces.
- Serve and enjoy.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 4 (Taking Chances) & 5 (The Best Laid Plans) | TV Show