Horse Girls

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

Now this? This is a horse girl book! This has a show and an explanation of how shows work and a message board with horse care. This book has EVERYTHING! 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Saddle Club Book 25: Show Horse | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

According to Tim there are water flavor and there are milk flavors. Everything can go into one of these two categories. So I think we need to put it to all of you to submit your categorizations. Follow Horse Girls and submit your categories! 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Saddle Club Book 24: Ghost Rider | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

Ok but lesson scheduling is for real an art. Making those people happy with the horse they're riding? No one is ever happy. Carol did what she could, and that is a great job. Good job Carol! Stevie? Lisa? Get good nerds!

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Saddle Club Book 23: Horse Trouble | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

From Wikipedia: In America, fox hunting is also called "fox chasing", as it is the practice of many hunts not to actually kill the fox (the red fox is not regarded as a significant pest). Some hunts may go without catching a fox for several seasons, despite chasing two or more foxes in a single day's hunting. Foxes are not pursued once they have "gone to ground" (hidden in a hole). 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Saddle Club Book 22: Fox Hunt | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

The good news about Horse Girls is that we do not have seasons or series. We drop them all. You can watch them whenever you want! We don't STOP YOU! We just keep going on forever and ever in one long unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic, it was really quite hypnotic. 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Saddle Club Book 21: Racehorse | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!! 

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds. That is the perfect way to describe this episode. 

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This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

In this one we begin with our favourite type of rave. From high school gym to Meow Wolf where do you land on the rave spectrum? Oh also we read The Jump by Natalie K Reinert and absolutely ADORE it: https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250387875/thejump/

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: The Jump by Natalie K Reinert | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

Is Project Hail Mary a horse girl book? No? Maybe? What is a horse girl book but bonding with a creature who's language you don't speak and becoming inseparable to the point where you would forsake your whole family for them? What is horse girl but following a relationship with another being even when people don't understand it or wouldn't approve? What is horse girl but following your heart even when it doesn't make sense? Anyways, we watched Heartland.  

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 17 & 18 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

Is it ever ok to punch someone? I mean, I think if grandpa Jack and Daddy Tim can set aside their differences to kick major butt then we can too! 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 15 & 16 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

Hay there, Zuko here! No wait different show. This one starts with deep hay talk. Round bale, square bale? What's your preference? You LEARN ALEX'S!!! Also we talk about Heartland or whatever. 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 13 & 14 | TV Show