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Jenna and Alex will make Tim a horse girl no matter what it takes, one YA horse book at a time.
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6 days ago
6 days ago
40 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
From Wikipedia: In America, fox hunting is also called "fox chasing", as it is the practice of many hunts not to actually kill the fox (the red fox is not regarded as a significant pest). Some hunts may go without catching a fox for several seasons, despite chasing two or more foxes in a single day's hunting. Foxes are not pursued once they have "gone to ground" (hidden in a hole).
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Saddle Club Book 22: Fox Hunt | Book
Jun 24, 2026
Jun 24, 2026
55 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
The good news about Horse Girls is that we do not have seasons or series. We drop them all. You can watch them whenever you want! We don't STOP YOU! We just keep going on forever and ever in one long unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic, it was really quite hypnotic.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Saddle Club Book 21: Racehorse | Book
Jun 10, 2026
Jun 10, 2026
1hr 19 min
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!!
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds. That is the perfect way to describe this episode.
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May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
46 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
In this one we begin with our favourite type of rave. From high school gym to Meow Wolf where do you land on the rave spectrum? Oh also we read The Jump by Natalie K Reinert and absolutely ADORE it: https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250387875/thejump/
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: The Jump by Natalie K Reinert | Book
May 13, 2026
May 13, 2026
1hr 6 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
Is Project Hail Mary a horse girl book? No? Maybe? What is a horse girl book but bonding with a creature who's language you don't speak and becoming inseparable to the point where you would forsake your whole family for them? What is horse girl but following a relationship with another being even when people don't understand it or wouldn't approve? What is horse girl but following your heart even when it doesn't make sense? Anyways, we watched Heartland.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 17 & 18 | TV Show
Apr 30, 2026
Apr 30, 2026
40 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
Is it ever ok to punch someone? I mean, I think if grandpa Jack and Daddy Tim can set aside their differences to kick major butt then we can too!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 15 & 16 | TV Show
Apr 15, 2026
Apr 15, 2026
1hr 16 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
Hay there, Zuko here! No wait different show. This one starts with deep hay talk. Round bale, square bale? What's your preference? You LEARN ALEX'S!!! Also we talk about Heartland or whatever.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 13 & 14 | TV Show
Apr 1, 2026
Apr 1, 2026
42 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
I am going to declare that this is the biggest, the best, the most detailed podcast about Mindy Fanshaw. We are the GREATEST Mindy Fanshaw podcast on the planet nay the galaxy. No one can argue with me- mostly because I feel like potentially we are the only one? There's no way to know.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 11 & 12 | TV Show
Mar 19, 2026
Mar 19, 2026
48 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
As he stands here, Tim, shirtless, belly button full of lint, declares that he is going to FREAK YOUR MIND! YEAAAAA horse mind freak!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 9 & 10 | TV Show
Mar 4, 2026
Mar 4, 2026
42 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
Your body is a Heartland (I'll never horse again, again)
Your body is a Heart, I'll use my hands
Your body is a Heartland (I'll never heart again, again)
Your body is a Heartland (I'll use my hands)
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 7 & 8 | TV Show