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Jenna and Alex will make Tim a horse girl no matter what it takes, one YA horse book at a time.
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Feb 18, 2026
Feb 18, 2026
52 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
I couldn't if I tried! Oh, honey, if I get rustlers, Baby, you're not that cow!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 5 & 6 | TV Show
Feb 4, 2026
Feb 4, 2026
54 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
Jumper cars? Like bumper cars or like jumping your cars or like jumping your bumper cars? Jumper bumper. Cars. cars?
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 3 & 4 | TV Show
Jan 21, 2026
Jan 21, 2026
51 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
In this episode we return to our roots- Heartland! Just like Mallory were still here in your feeds talking about Heartland even though you act like you don't want us to do that and you're exasperated with us actually you love us and want us to be here. I think you should reflect on that.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 1 & 2 | TV Show
Jan 7, 2026
Jan 7, 2026
38 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
EVERYBODY STAY CALM! STAY CALM! NATALIE KELLER REINERT IS HERE! I REPEAT NATALIE KELLER REINERT IS IN THE BUILDING! ACT COOL!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Eventing Series
Dec 24, 2025
Dec 24, 2025
45 min
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Horse Girl Tim and you can see that statement is not true.
See, normally if you go one on one with another horse girl, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Tim is a genetic freak and not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, to beat him.
Then you add Jenna to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but Tim, he's got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Sugarfoot KNOWS he can't beat Tim and he's not even gonna try!
So Sugarfoot, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus the 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take Tim's 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
Dec 10, 2025
Dec 10, 2025
46 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
Guess what Stephen Adams. GUESS WHAT? We are stealing your name. Look at me. Now back to your screen now back to me. We are the horseshoes and the hand grenades now. *insert appropriate emojis here*
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Eventing Series: Flight Part 2 | Book
Nov 26, 2025
Nov 26, 2025
2hr 6 min
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with three people that we adore. Our very special guests include:
AB Sigler of Empty Set Entertainment - https://scottsigler.com
Andy from Compassion Co - https://compassionco.com/
Vic Iddstar - https://iddstar.com/
Check out our wonderful friends!
Nov 12, 2025
Nov 12, 2025
57 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
On this episode all of our southern friends hear about the best fried chicken ever. In Maryland? Yes. Yes in Maryland! Also we get weirdly nostalgic about Jules growth.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Eventing Series: Flight Part 1 | Book
Oct 29, 2025
Oct 29, 2025
47 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
What ice cream flavour is Sugarfoot though? Like... it feels like cayenne pepper or something super weird. Maybe just death? Death tastes like a berry I am pretty sure.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Eventing Series: Home Part 2 | Book
Oct 15, 2025
Oct 15, 2025
57 min
This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.
Listen Jules, not everyone may be on your side with your life choices but WE ARE DAMN IT! YOU GOTTA LIVE!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Eventing Series: Home Part 1 | Book