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Jenna and Alex will make Tim a horse girl no matter what it takes, one YA horse book at a time.
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Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode Mike joins our ranks to create the four horse girls of the apocalypse! It warms out hjearts when he joins in our hjorseplaj. Your fanfiction will live in infamy and all who come after you will quake at the legacy you have left behind, immortalized in podcast history!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: A Holiday Memory | Book
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Horse Girls is conducting a survey for all of you listeners. No, this definitely won't help us with advertising but it will help us probably:
1. Do you sweep your yard?
2. If you have one do you consider the walkway to your house part of your yard?
3. If you have one do you consider the sidewalk part of your yard?
4. Have you considered the entire world is yard?
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Book 20 (Always There) | Book
Wednesday May 18, 2022
Wednesday May 18, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode don't tell Tim but Jenna and I redrew the infomercial turtle and submitted it and now Tim is going to art school. I can't wait to walk in and tell him that he's moving across the country, he is going to be like SO pumped! OMG we should totally tell him at the party in front of everyone, that will be SO super special.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Book 19 (From This Day On) | Book
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!!
On this very special episode we let you take a peek into what you expect to be a spooky haunted basement but that is actually a very nice and aesthetically pleasing house which is our Patreon. We bit Kaycie and turned her into one of us as we take Tim through the Twilight Saga. Will he be Team Edward or Team Jacob? Find out! If you like this ep consider hitting us up at patreon.com/horsegirls where episode 2 has already dropped from the ceiling like a spooky bat!
Wednesday Apr 20, 2022
Wednesday Apr 20, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode Amy says, on page 84 that this is not about her. I know this is my space to talk about Tim, but just this once- PRAISE JENNA! Jenna has taught Amy what she really needs to know- IT ISN'T ABOUT YOU! I mean we really can't even talk about Tim because he was missing part of his book I am pretty sure. He had a weird amount of pages.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Book 18 (New Beginnings) | Book
Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode there's rescue horses and Tim is going to name them all. He is going to name them all BIG THICK MARTINGALE. And for once, I AGREE! TELL EM TIM WE GOTTA NAME EM ALL BIG THICK MARTINGALE! WHAT THE HECK IS SPINDLEBERRY? Also you know what... he has a great point about Soraya too... this is unprecedented and definitely not hinging on feeling bad for bullying Tim in the past. For sure. Like totally.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Book 17 (A Season of Hope) | Book
Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
We interrupt Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl to bring you a tale of trial and tribulations!
Join the Quest Master, Jenna and her trusty assistant, Little Alex as they usher a group of chosen ones through a series of quests to test their mettle and try their might!
This game was played on International Women's Day and raised money to benefit LGBTQ+ youth in need through The Trevor Project. If you want to donate you can do so throughout the entire month of March HERE!
Thanks again to all the guests that joined!
Alex (@quidproroll, Twitter: @quidroll or @alphacomicgames, Instagram: @qprpodcast)
Cate (@catieosaurus everywhere)
ChelseaBytes (@ChelseaBytes everywhere)
Em Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily everywhere)
Steph Crugnola (Twitter @crugglez / Twitch @srsbiz_network / Tiktok: @p2mpod)
And your personal HorseGirls:
QuestMaster Jenna (Twitter @JenChil / Insta @JennaChil) from the Botched Podcast
QuestMasters Assistant Little Alex (@alexandbirds) of the Dungeons and Dracon Beams podcast
Controlled Chaos by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3547-controlled-chaos License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode Tim get's arrested by a cop horse. HORSES ARE 9/10THS OF THE LAW TIM! YOU NEED TO STOP BREAKING HORSE LAW! THAT HAY YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH TO PRETEND TO BE A COWBOY? STRAIGHT TO HORSE JAIL! TAKE HIM AWAY OFFICER, I'LL PAY HIS BAIL IN MINTS ONCE HE LEARNS HIS LESSON.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Book 16 (Holding Fast) | Book
Wednesday Feb 23, 2022
Wednesday Feb 23, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Come along and ride with us as Amy goes to Australia... oh right no sorry Lou and Scott go to Australia and Amy tags along! Welcome to the very 90s tm tm Australia episode in that it takes place in Australia and not so much in the way where there are boomerangs and kangaroos. NO, TIM, DON'T TRY TO LOOK IN THE POUCH! TIM NO! YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR BOOMERANG IN THERE!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Old Fashioned Auto Piano by Razzvio
Link: https://freesound.org/people/Razzvio/sounds/79572/
License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
Media: Heartland Book 15 (Love is a Gift) | Book
Wednesday Feb 09, 2022
Wednesday Feb 09, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Come along and ride with us as we learn about the very mystical world of mustangs! And comas! Just off pod Tim did agree that if ever he were in a coma and woke up Jenna and Alex could fight over who gently squeezed soft foods into his mouth so we have that to look forward to. YES TIM YOU DID AGREE TO THAT! CHECK THE TEXTS! OMG, IT'S CTRL +F!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Book 14 (Everything Changes) | Book