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Jenna and Alex will make Tim a horse girl no matter what it takes, one YA horse book at a time.
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Monday Oct 31, 2022
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's spooky equestrian journey through the haunted trails, pastures full of cemeteries, and the ring of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Come along and ride with us as we read the spooOOoooOOOkiest story! Jenna comes up with a brand new cryptid: Ghosteyote. Coming soon to a dusty valley near you in the middle of the night. When you are alone. In the woods. You hear a howl in the night, then Jenna darts away like an antelope...
New episode every other Wednesday except this week you get this extra one as a treat but also as a trick!
Media: The Haunted Trail by Janni Lee Simner | Book
Wednesday Oct 19, 2022
Wednesday Oct 19, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!!
Thanks to Emily Swan telling us she needs to know what team Tim is on we decided to gift you with part 2! Where Tim loves ballet! Or something... Also Kaycie is back! We haven't scared her away even though she can see from our skin that we're killers!
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Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Quick question for you. Did you say 'warsh'? Do you say 'warsh'? Will you say 'warsh'? When will you say 'warsh'? Anyways, we ask the hard hitting horse questions like is warsh a common phrase? Where does it come from? Who still says it? Also we talk about the Boyd Martin story in this one.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Saddle Club Book 2 (Horse Shy) | Book
Wednesday Sep 21, 2022
Wednesday Sep 21, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
We are back with a new book series! The Saddle Club! Guess who the Stevie of our group is? Guess who's the first to have a meltdown this series? Guess what a soda crop is? No Tim you CANNOT guess. Because you were ON the episode TIM. That would be cheating! I don't think Jenna would count this towards the Super Amazing Not At All Mediocre EPIC Horse Quiz Game Show.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Saddle Club Book 1 (Horse Crazy) | Book
Wednesday Sep 07, 2022
Wednesday Sep 07, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Hey you guys know Emily Swan, you know the genius artist behind the Jenna's Super Amazing (Not at all Mediocre) EPIC Horse Quiz Game Show shirt?? That Emily is ON THIS EPISODE! Want to hear something even cooler? Emily is a real equestrian!! We didn't even need to convert her! All this to say clearly you need to listen to this episode STAT. Come find out about her beautiful horses and incredible art and oh yeah we also read the classic tale of Black Beauty!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Black Beauty by Anna Sewell | Book
Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
We have really done it this time. We have a REAL DOCTOR! DR. Courtney Floyd who came in here and just really nailed the show harder than we ever have. Let's get to the most important thing though. Dr. Courtney has ducks. DUCKS! Like... quack quack ducks. But wait there's more. They are friends WITH HER DOG. I know RIGHT?! Oh anyways there were horses. I guess. Probably. Maybe Amy. I don't even care anymore think about the ducks.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: A Summer to Remember | Book
Wednesday Aug 10, 2022
Wednesday Aug 10, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode we talk about one FULL YEAR of Horse Girls. Have we accomplished our goals? Surprisingly we actually have completed some of them. Join us as we discuss a full year of turning Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl and the wild ride that has been creating this podcast. Jokes leave the room- this has been a true adventure and an absolute joy to create.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Wednesday Jul 27, 2022
Wednesday Jul 27, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode we are joined by Willa! The world renowned voice of *REDACTED* for a beautiful episode of Horse Girls where it is Christmas and no one is sad and definitely no one or nothing dies and Sugarfoot for sure 100% does not wear the skin of another creature as a disguise. No Tim for the last time we CANNOT REAVEAL THAT WILLA IS THE VOICE OF TEXT MESSAGE THEATRE!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: A Winter's Gift | Book
Wednesday Jul 13, 2022
Wednesday Jul 13, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode none other than Chris Grine joins in on our horseplay! We discuss the BIG THING that happened. That's right. The greatest drama our podcast has ever known. How DOES one pronounce Tucson? TIM. HOW DO THEY? This is somehow on you... Oh right and there's a breakup or something.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: Beyond the Horizon | Book
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode Steve joins our ranks to bring us to the cutting edge of horse medicine with spiders! Lots and lots of spiders! Like... a metric ton spiders! Oh sorry, I messed that all up. It was definitely just the web. I don't see how this is Tim's fault but between us Horse Girls let's blame him anyways.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: Amy's Journal | Book