Episodes
Wednesday Sep 06, 2023
Summer Reading Club Episode 13: It’s Christmas Time in Horses Queens
Wednesday Sep 06, 2023
Wednesday Sep 06, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Not to jump right into it but this is our frog centric episode. This could be the episode where you laugh so hard you croak. It's a tad-pole outrageous. Don't toady around waiting for Tim to get those tattoos- Kermit to the bit!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Saddle Club Book 13 (Starlight Christmas) | Book
Wednesday Aug 30, 2023
Surprise Attack Book Club 7! Gouda Invited Us In
Wednesday Aug 30, 2023
Wednesday Aug 30, 2023
Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Seven by Chris Wooding
When the sun goes down, Another world comes to life. You would think it's the world of Broken Sky, but you'd be wrong! What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not!
Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.
Wednesday Aug 23, 2023
Summer Reading Club Episode 12: Without Rehorse
Wednesday Aug 23, 2023
Wednesday Aug 23, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Hey are you guys ready to barrel race?! No really... no that is not a rhetorical question I am genuinely asking you if you are ready to barrel race. Never done it before you say? No problem me either. Also if we don't win poor papa's ranch is going out of business. Also. I love you.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Saddle Club Book 12 (Rodeo Rider) | Book
Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Summer Reading Club Episode 11: Back in the Saddle (Club)
Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
In this episode Tim tries to go running off back to his unicorn land so we run him into a bush of briars and leave him there to be found by kind rescuers. Meanwhile Jenna and I do hot laps around a field on our ponies of the apocalypse. Yeah... yeah it's pretty cool. Did we shut the front door? Mmmm, probably not!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Saddle Club Book 11 (Horse Wise) | Book
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
Surprise Attack Book Club 6! Tokyo Overdraft
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
Surprise Attack Book Club 6! You Never Turn Your Back on Finance
Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Six by Chris Wooding
When the sun goes down, Another world comes to life. You would think it's the world of Broken Sky, but you'd be wrong! What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not!
Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.
Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
Episode 36: Istanbul Was Once Unicornstantinople
Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) rides with us to the grand finale of our Unicorns series! Trot alongside us as we talk about The Last Unicorn! We couldn't give Alpha Alex a proper send off without a giant boob tree, Mia Farrow's haunting voice, Molly the most relatable character of all time, and Schmedrick the not so talented magician. No jokes- just absolute gratitude to Alpha Alex for joining us on this wild and magical ride <3
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: The Last Unicorn | Movie
Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Episode 35: Unicornduct Unbecoming
Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) rides again for the final Unicorns of Balinor book- Shadows over Balinor. It really shouldn't be the last book. We need more. Way more. Perhaps thirty more books honestly, you can't just throw the Kraken out and then tell us we get no more Kraken I mean what even is that?! Also Tim is going to keep adding names to everyone's names. Tim heard you like names so he put a name on your name so you can name while you name names.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Unicorns of Balinor: Shadows Over Balinor | Book
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Episode 34: Every Rose Has It’s Unicorn
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) delightfully gives us the deep lore on Lord of the Rings. It's not often we genuinely spend almost the entire episode on the subject of books. You know- some books. Don't ask us which ones, that isn't important- what IS important is we talk about books! Other than that Tim talks about Unicaaarns!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Unicorns of Balinor: Night of the Shifter's Moon | Book
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Surprise Attack Book Club 5! Bread, Cheese, and the Fae Realm!
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Side quests, sandwiches, and the usual amount of strokes.
What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not!
Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.
Wednesday Jun 14, 2023
Episode 33: No More Lands to Unicornquer
Wednesday Jun 14, 2023
Wednesday Jun 14, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) make a very sound and logical conclusion about a horrible mistreatment of a trope in this book. It was very well thought out and academic. A genuinely impressive argument. Then someone mentions Tim's sleeper cell word 'Grimace' and you know what happens when you say Tim's sleeper cell word...
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Unicorns of Balinor: Secrets of the Scepter | Book
