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Jenna and Alex will make Tim a horse girl no matter what it takes, one YA horse book at a time.
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Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) rides again for the final Unicorns of Balinor book- Shadows over Balinor. It really shouldn't be the last book. We need more. Way more. Perhaps thirty more books honestly, you can't just throw the Kraken out and then tell us we get no more Kraken I mean what even is that?! Also Tim is going to keep adding names to everyone's names. Tim heard you like names so he put a name on your name so you can name while you name names.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Unicorns of Balinor: Shadows Over Balinor | Book
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) delightfully gives us the deep lore on Lord of the Rings. It's not often we genuinely spend almost the entire episode on the subject of books. You know- some books. Don't ask us which ones, that isn't important- what IS important is we talk about books! Other than that Tim talks about Unicaaarns!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Unicorns of Balinor: Night of the Shifter's Moon | Book
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Side quests, sandwiches, and the usual amount of strokes.
What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not!
Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.
Wednesday Jun 14, 2023
Wednesday Jun 14, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) make a very sound and logical conclusion about a horrible mistreatment of a trope in this book. It was very well thought out and academic. A genuinely impressive argument. Then someone mentions Tim's sleeper cell word 'Grimace' and you know what happens when you say Tim's sleeper cell word...
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Unicorns of Balinor: Secrets of the Scepter | Book
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Wednesday June 7th at 8PM EST on https://www.twitch.tv/growlinggoblinsstudios Quid Pro Roll is raising money for MADRVA by recording episodes live, and they've invited Horse Girl Jenna and Horse Girl Alex along for the ride! Come watch us horse around!
Wednesday May 31, 2023
Wednesday May 31, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) is no longer blue... aba di aba di.... da daba di daba di.... No one will ever be blue again because that color is no longer part of our rainbow. Ignoring all the rules of Roy G Biv we just have to live in a world where we think that's the outermost color of a rainbow. Am I hyper focusing on one minor detail... don't come at me.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Unicorns of Balinor: Search for the Star | Book
Thursday May 18, 2023
Thursday May 18, 2023
Surprise Attack Book Club 4! This is just a tribute!
Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Four by Chris Wooding What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds). This is not the greatest podcast in the world. This is just a tribute.
Wednesday May 17, 2023
Wednesday May 17, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) has finally admitted what we all suspected the whole time. Alpha Alex has written an Animorphs fanfic about being a tuna, and we need to find it. In the mean time enjoy this slam poetry:
He does not like it. Tim-he-is.
He does not like it, it is too big.
He sees the cover of this book.
The lady is so big he is shook.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Unicorns of Balinor: By Fire, By Moonlight | Book
Wednesday May 03, 2023
Wednesday May 03, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!!
Tim really loves these books. Like he REALLY loves them. This is his favorite book series ever. He is team Jacob but we can't hold that against him.
If you like this ep consider hitting us up at patreon.com/horsegirls
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Surprise Attack Book Club 3! Rancfour art thou?
Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Three by Chris Wooding What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.