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Jenna and Alex will make Tim a horse girl no matter what it takes, one YA horse book at a time.
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Wednesday May 17, 2023
Wednesday May 17, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) has finally admitted what we all suspected the whole time. Alpha Alex has written an Animorphs fanfic about being a tuna, and we need to find it. In the mean time enjoy this slam poetry:
He does not like it. Tim-he-is.
He does not like it, it is too big.
He sees the cover of this book.
The lady is so big he is shook.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Unicorns of Balinor: By Fire, By Moonlight | Book
Wednesday May 03, 2023
Wednesday May 03, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!!
Tim really loves these books. Like he REALLY loves them. This is his favorite book series ever. He is team Jacob but we can't hold that against him.
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Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Surprise Attack Book Club 3! Rancfour art thou?
Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Three by Chris Wooding What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.
Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) comes at us with a warm face cloth in this episode! She buffs away the delusions we suffer of what the Shifter looks like with the rough dollar tree 90s facecloths of truth! Tim tried to jump of the stairs but he's older than normal so Alex totally caught him and wrestled him down. Enjoy this unicorn trip down memory lane!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Music is Slow time noir film by szegvari
Media: Unicorns of Balinor: Valley of Fear | Book
Wednesday Apr 05, 2023
Wednesday Apr 05, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Unicorn girl Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) continues to delight us! In this episode she outlines her 9 step plan to raze Celestia to the ground if anyone hurts her favorite cottage gore Unicorn Nana. Meanwhile Tim is spouting out his freaking moon conspiracy theories again and going on about his bone theories!! Then Tim horrifies Alpha Alex with baby horse hooves, it is entirely Tim's fault. It had nothing to do with the rest of us. Only Tim. This is entirely Tim's fault. Please blame ONLY Tim. Literally how are we going to keep Alpha Alex if you keep acting like this?
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Unicorns of Balinor: Sunchaser's Quest | Book
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Listen being a Horse Girl is one thing but a Unicorn Girl is a whole other glory err.... story, so we had to bring in the big guns for this one. Welcome Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) as she joins us to teach Tim the ways of the Unicorns through Unicorns of Balinor! Let this podcast be the mysterious salve that fixes all your woes.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Unicorns of Balinor: The Road to Balinor | Book
Friday Mar 17, 2023
Friday Mar 17, 2023
What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not!
Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio! Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Two by Chris Wooding
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Have you ever known one man to cause so much pain, so much horror, so much... just MUCH as John Steinbeck? No me either. If you want to find evil approaching the level of Sugarfoot then look no further than the man who penned The Red Pony. Probably with the blood of a thousand foals.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: The Red Pony by John Steinbeck | Book
Wednesday Feb 22, 2023
Wednesday Feb 22, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Guess what happens when you do an endothermic reaction. EXPLOSIONS! OF HAY! HAY EVERYWHERE! In this episode we set into your minds the mouldy hay of an idea where it will EXPLODE! WITH GREAT POWER! FIRE EVERYWHERE! CHAOS! Wait no... no this was a good thing. We were being positive. TIM HELP! I went to the explosion place again....
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Saddle Club Book 10 (Riding Camp) | Book
Thursday Feb 16, 2023
Thursday Feb 16, 2023
SURPRISE ATTACK BOOK CLUB!
What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) to hear when we strike again! Read along with us: Broken Sky Part One by Chris Wooding