Episodes

Wednesday Feb 07, 2024
Episode 42: No Horse for Wear
Wednesday Feb 07, 2024
Wednesday Feb 07, 2024
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
It's just that Twilight isn't a great movie ok? Or book. Like what even happened, how did that series get so popular? Why did the editor greenlight Renesmee? So anyways we talk about Heartland again.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 8 (Out of the Darkness) & 9 (Ghost from the Past) | TV Show

Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Episode 41: Two Valkyries and a Goofy Guy
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Have you ever wanted to plan a vacation with the horse girls? This episode gives you a real life experience in our state of the art system into this experience. Paste a picture of your best friends on the monitor and Google 'Train Adventure' before putting on noise cancelling headphones and listening in to this episode. It is a state of art experience artisanally crafter for your experience. Spared no expense.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 6 (One Trick Pony) & 7 (Come What May) | TV Show

Thursday Jan 11, 2024
HEAR YE HEAR YE: The Horse Girls Ride at Ichibancon!
Thursday Jan 11, 2024
Thursday Jan 11, 2024
Want to come see the Goblins and Growlers folks and the Horse Girls? Here's where to find the details: https://ichibancon.com/

Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Episode 40: Fiddle Saddle
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
- Combine oil, corn syrup, brown sugar, water, salt in a small saucepan over med heat.
- Stir while bringing to a boil, then use a candy thermometer to bring to 300 degrees F or hard crack stage.
- When it reaches about 275 degrees F, start cooking the popcorn according to package directions.
- When candy has reached the right temp, add vanilla and remove from heat.
- Pour hot popcorn into large plastic or glass bowl and quickly pour the candy mix on top.
- Stir so that the candy coats all the pieces.
- Serve and enjoy.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 4 (Taking Chances) & 5 (The Best Laid Plans) | TV Show

Monday Dec 25, 2023
Episode Noel (39.5): The Most Wonderful Time of the Yearling
Monday Dec 25, 2023
Monday Dec 25, 2023
Here comes Sugarfoot
Here comes Sugarfoot
Right down murder lane!
Jingle and jangle his knives do tangle
As he trots along to slay!

Wednesday Dec 13, 2023
Episode 39: Not All Who Canter are Lost
Wednesday Dec 13, 2023
Wednesday Dec 13, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Do we like Heartland? Like... like like Heartland? GENUINELY like Heartland? I think we do. I think that the second Tim admits to it is the second Tim has to be classified as a Horse Girl on government forms. I mean, we have been writing that he is the HEO (Horse EO) for years but I think this seals the deal.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 2 (After the Storm) & 3 (Breaking Free) | TV Show

Thursday Dec 07, 2023
Surprise Attack Book Club 8! Kaiju Rising
Thursday Dec 07, 2023
Thursday Dec 07, 2023
Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Eight by Chris Wooding
Long ago, legions of monstrous creatures called Kaiju arose from the sea, bringing with them all-consuming war. Some of them landed in Floria. What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not!
Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.

Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Episode 38: Maple Stirrups
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Allow our chef to recommend new podcasts for today. Podcasts-du-jour if you will:
Horns Over Hoops: https://hornsoverhoops.podbean.com/
A Song of Sugar and Snow: https://dungeonsanddraconbeams.podbean.com/e/a-song-of-sugar-and-snow-trailer/
Check them out!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Season 1, Episode 1 (Coming Home) | TV Show

Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Episode 37.5: Wherever I May Roan
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with the people that have come into our lives and we just cannot live without now. Our very special guests include:
Audio Scott - twitch.tv/grooveis4life
Tristan - Dragon Night Adventure Friends dragonnightadventurefriends.com/
And Bean - twitch.tv/forgingwynton
We appreciate you all and have a wonderful holiday!

Friday Nov 17, 2023
Episode 37: Spirit Stallion of the KamRen
Friday Nov 17, 2023
Friday Nov 17, 2023
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Here he is, this is him, there's nowhere else on Earth he'd rather be- it's Austin! It's Austin! (@dndbpod / twitch.tv/seezydrop). Listen, I want to joke about this movie as much as you but you just can't with this banger of a soundtrack. Go off Hans Zimmer!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron | Movie