Horse Girls

Episode 45:We Stand on Biscuits

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

We are joined by the incredible The_Artifessor to talk about a surprisingly good Spiderman movie titled Spiderman: Seabiscuit. It was an entirely new take on superpowers in that Tobias Macguias did not appear to shoot webs but you know I still think it was a pretty good one. Also his crime fighting sidekick was a horse. 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

 

Media: Seabiscuit | Movie

Episode 44: The Poor Groomsbridle is a -

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

Are you tired of the whole Z versus Z controversy? Are you like, America, England, Canada, France, etc. get it together! Then boy howdy do I have a solution for you. Introducing Z! This brand new pronunciation of everyone's favourite letter is sure to please the whole family! Hey Tim, I am not sure this is coming across is type. I feel like this add for your new letter pronunciation should really have been spoken... If only we had an audio medium to really sell stuff like this. 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

 

Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 12 (Rising from the Ashes) & 13 (Coming Together) | TV Show

Episode 43: Cattle Do Pig

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

I wasn't feeling particularly inspired to make this summary so I asked Tim what the most interesting part of this episode was. He didn't answer me so instead this is what you get for an episode descriptions. Uninspired drivel. Absolute waste of a perfectly good space. Think about how many seconds of your life you will never get back because you read this description. Right. Now add that with everyone else who read this description. We could take a class, get a coffee, fall in love, have a whirlwind romance, fall out of love, go our separate ways, meet new people, adopt a dog, break up with those people, meet in Europe by accident ten years from now and decide that what tore us apart to begin with was the folly of youth and right here right now it's time to open our hearts and learn to trust and love again... what was I saying? Oh yeah. New horse girls...  

New episode every other Wednesday! 

 

Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 10 (Born to Run) & 11 (Thicker Than Water) | TV Show

Episode 42: No Horse for Wear

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

It's just that Twilight isn't a great movie ok? Or book. Like what even happened, how did that series get so popular? Why did the editor greenlight Renesmee? So anyways we talk about Heartland again. 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

 

Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 8 (Out of the Darkness) & 9 (Ghost from the Past) | TV Show

Episode 41: Two Valkyries and a Goofy Guy

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

Have you ever wanted to plan a vacation with the horse girls? This episode gives you a real life experience in our state of the art system into this experience. Paste a picture of your best friends on the monitor and Google 'Train Adventure' before putting on noise cancelling headphones and listening in to this episode. It is a state of art experience artisanally crafter for your experience. Spared no expense. 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

 

Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 6 (One Trick Pony) & 7 (Come What May) | TV Show

HEAR YE HEAR YE: The Horse Girls Ride at Ichibancon!

Want to come see the Goblins and Growlers folks and the Horse Girls? Here's where to find the details: https://ichibancon.com/

Episode 40: Fiddle Saddle

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

1. Combine oil, corn syrup, brown sugar, water, salt in a small saucepan over med heat.
2. Stir while bringing to a boil, then use a candy thermometer to bring to 300 degrees F or hard crack stage.
3. When it reaches about 275 degrees F, start cooking the popcorn according to package directions.
4. When candy has reached the right temp, add vanilla and remove from heat.
5. Pour hot popcorn into large plastic or glass bowl and quickly pour the candy mix on top.
6. Stir so that the candy coats all the pieces.
7. Serve and enjoy.

New episode every other Wednesday! 

 

Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 4 (Taking Chances) & 5 (The Best Laid Plans) | TV Show

Episode Noel (39.5): The Most Wonderful Time of the Yearling

Here comes Sugarfoot

Here comes Sugarfoot

Right down murder lane!

Jingle and jangle his knives do tangle

As he trots along to slay!

Episode 39: Not All Who Canter are Lost

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

Do we like Heartland? Like... like like Heartland? GENUINELY like Heartland? I think we do. I think that the second Tim admits to it is the second Tim has to be classified as a Horse Girl on government forms. I mean, we have been writing that he is the HEO (Horse EO) for years but I think this seals the deal. 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

 

Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 2 (After the Storm) & 3 (Breaking Free) | TV Show

Surprise Attack Book Club 8! Kaiju Rising

Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Eight by Chris Wooding 

Long ago, legions of monstrous creatures called Kaiju arose from the sea, bringing with them all-consuming war. Some of them landed in Floria.  What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! 

Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.