Horse Girls

Episode 53: The Artifessor's Stone

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!

Guess who's back? It's The Artifessor (instagram.com/the_artifessor/)! This time we watched War Horse, which is a fantastic film about every British actor you have ever known. At least it feels that way... wait a second, JULIE ANDREWS IS MISSING! Dang it. Ok ALMOST every British actor you have ever known. Anyways, if you want a real cool story about it listen up. 

New episode every other Wednesday!

Media: War Horse | Movie

Episode 52: Marco! Polocrosse!

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!

We’re back in the Saddle Club agaaaain~! Weak-ass bitch legs, lil shrimp toes, makes a man go yee-haw?? A book is read, a quiz is done, did Billy Ray Cyrus and Kristen Stewart have a secret love child? Who wrote this nonsense? There’s no way to know!

New episode every other Wednesday!

Media: Horse Games (Saddle Club #16) | Book

Episode 51: The Secret Horses of Bees

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

You know what we love? Secrets. Also, horses. So what if we went ahead and took secrets and made them into horses... or what if we made the horses into SECRETS?! Yeah yeah, this is good. Ok. Now what if the horses were actually like pegasus or something. Now we're cooking with gas! Oh, and what if there was a WAR?

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: The Secret Horses of Briar Hill | Book

Episode 50: Zebros

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

Frooooooom Cadmus to Crisis -is is is is we brought in David Beyer himself!!! We became what I think is now genuinely one of his favorite films. I mean, it is all of our favorite film. What's not to love? A star studded cast, a circus accident, the fake Kentucky Derby, bullying. Anyways my momma always says you can put a podcast in the oven but it doesn't make a biscuit... or something. 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Racing Stripes | Movie

Hearse Girls Episode 4: I See a New Moon Risin'

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!!

Are you ready for the episode where Tim realizes just what he's gotten himself into? It's this one...

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Episode 49: Veronica's Gymkhana

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

We got possibly the coolest horse girl of all time- Veronica! Of Horsemanship Unlocked! Actual trick rider, circus performer, and liberty trainer! So of course we decided to make her watch a movie where her namesake character (that's right we're claiming Veronica was named after her). Check her out https://www.facebook.com/Veronicapainterequestrian/ 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Saddle Club | Movie

Episode 48: Maltby Towers

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

Here to talk about our projected fourth quarter earnings is the one and only Josh (@BlackCloakDM)! It is an intense bout of projections but I think that with the low hanging fruit on deck we can really hit our ROI and create some real synergy. Josh has a deck about it just ask. 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Hidalgo | Movie

Episode 47: Eight Second Brrrrkfst

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

What's the difference between a bucking bull and a horse? We explore that in depth with Mike Crugnola (@futureXskeleton) himself! Also- before we get in too deep this is a REAL STORY. So for anyone like SOME of us on the podcast who didn't realize until the last few minutes of the movie- this dude was real. Lane existed. Now listen to the podcast. Do it for Lane. 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Eight Seconds | Movie

Episode 46: Whoa Black Beauty Bam Ba Lam

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! 

No way, NO WAY, THE Kaycie D? On Horse Girls! You mean the one that writes and illustrates B Side You the world famous web comic that you can read for free at bsideyoucomic.com? I can't believe she's here to talk to us about the Black Beauty that's free on YouTube. I am sure that means it will be fantastic and not at all bad. Right Tim? Right? Tim... why is it going dark now. Why does it feel so cold? Am I the one finding the beauty in the black? It's so vey dark... so ... so dark.

New episode every other Wednesday! 

 

Media: Black Beauty (Made by Family Central) | Movie

Surprise Attack Book Club 9! Notary Needed

Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Nine by Chris Wooding

 

We talk about the book for at least 10 minutes...maybe.

What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not!

Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.