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Jenna and Alex will make Tim a horse girl no matter what it takes, one YA horse book at a time.
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Wednesday Jul 27, 2022
Wednesday Jul 27, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode we are joined by Willa! The world renowned voice of *REDACTED* for a beautiful episode of Horse Girls where it is Christmas and no one is sad and definitely no one or nothing dies and Sugarfoot for sure 100% does not wear the skin of another creature as a disguise. No Tim for the last time we CANNOT REAVEAL THAT WILLA IS THE VOICE OF TEXT MESSAGE THEATRE!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: A Winter's Gift | Book
Wednesday Jul 13, 2022
Wednesday Jul 13, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode none other than Chris Grine joins in on our horseplay! We discuss the BIG THING that happened. That's right. The greatest drama our podcast has ever known. How DOES one pronounce Tucson? TIM. HOW DO THEY? This is somehow on you... Oh right and there's a breakup or something.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: Beyond the Horizon | Book
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode Steve joins our ranks to bring us to the cutting edge of horse medicine with spiders! Lots and lots of spiders! Like... a metric ton spiders! Oh sorry, I messed that all up. It was definitely just the web. I don't see how this is Tim's fault but between us Horse Girls let's blame him anyways.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: Amy's Journal | Book
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode Mike joins our ranks to create the four horse girls of the apocalypse! It warms out hjearts when he joins in our hjorseplaj. Your fanfiction will live in infamy and all who come after you will quake at the legacy you have left behind, immortalized in podcast history!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: A Holiday Memory | Book
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Horse Girls is conducting a survey for all of you listeners. No, this definitely won't help us with advertising but it will help us probably:
1. Do you sweep your yard?
2. If you have one do you consider the walkway to your house part of your yard?
3. If you have one do you consider the sidewalk part of your yard?
4. Have you considered the entire world is yard?
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Book 20 (Always There) | Book
Wednesday May 18, 2022
Wednesday May 18, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode don't tell Tim but Jenna and I redrew the infomercial turtle and submitted it and now Tim is going to art school. I can't wait to walk in and tell him that he's moving across the country, he is going to be like SO pumped! OMG we should totally tell him at the party in front of everyone, that will be SO super special.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Book 19 (From This Day On) | Book
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!!
On this very special episode we let you take a peek into what you expect to be a spooky haunted basement but that is actually a very nice and aesthetically pleasing house which is our Patreon. We bit Kaycie and turned her into one of us as we take Tim through the Twilight Saga. Will he be Team Edward or Team Jacob? Find out! If you like this ep consider hitting us up at patreon.com/horsegirls where episode 2 has already dropped from the ceiling like a spooky bat!
Wednesday Apr 20, 2022
Wednesday Apr 20, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode Amy says, on page 84 that this is not about her. I know this is my space to talk about Tim, but just this once- PRAISE JENNA! Jenna has taught Amy what she really needs to know- IT ISN'T ABOUT YOU! I mean we really can't even talk about Tim because he was missing part of his book I am pretty sure. He had a weird amount of pages.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Book 18 (New Beginnings) | Book
Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode there's rescue horses and Tim is going to name them all. He is going to name them all BIG THICK MARTINGALE. And for once, I AGREE! TELL EM TIM WE GOTTA NAME EM ALL BIG THICK MARTINGALE! WHAT THE HECK IS SPINDLEBERRY? Also you know what... he has a great point about Soraya too... this is unprecedented and definitely not hinging on feeling bad for bullying Tim in the past. For sure. Like totally.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Book 17 (A Season of Hope) | Book
Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
We interrupt Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl to bring you a tale of trial and tribulations!
Join the Quest Master, Jenna and her trusty assistant, Little Alex as they usher a group of chosen ones through a series of quests to test their mettle and try their might!
This game was played on International Women's Day and raised money to benefit LGBTQ+ youth in need through The Trevor Project. If you want to donate you can do so throughout the entire month of March HERE!
Thanks again to all the guests that joined!
Alex (@quidproroll, Twitter: @quidroll or @alphacomicgames, Instagram: @qprpodcast)
Cate (@catieosaurus everywhere)
ChelseaBytes (@ChelseaBytes everywhere)
Em Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily everywhere)
Steph Crugnola (Twitter @crugglez / Twitch @srsbiz_network / Tiktok: @p2mpod)
And your personal HorseGirls:
QuestMaster Jenna (Twitter @JenChil / Insta @JennaChil) from the Botched Podcast
QuestMasters Assistant Little Alex (@alexandbirds) of the Dungeons and Dracon Beams podcast
Controlled Chaos by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3547-controlled-chaos License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license