Episodes

Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Summer Reading Club Episode 2: The Neightrix
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Quick question for you. Did you say 'warsh'? Do you say 'warsh'? Will you say 'warsh'? When will you say 'warsh'? Anyways, we ask the hard hitting horse questions like is warsh a common phrase? Where does it come from? Who still says it? Also we talk about the Boyd Martin story in this one.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Saddle Club Book 2 (Horse Shy) | Book

Wednesday Sep 21, 2022
Summer Reading Club Episode 1: Anihorse Anonymous
Wednesday Sep 21, 2022
Wednesday Sep 21, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
We are back with a new book series! The Saddle Club! Guess who the Stevie of our group is? Guess who's the first to have a meltdown this series? Guess what a soda crop is? No Tim you CANNOT guess. Because you were ON the episode TIM. That would be cheating! I don't think Jenna would count this towards the Super Amazing Not At All Mediocre EPIC Horse Quiz Game Show.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Saddle Club Book 1 (Horse Crazy) | Book

Wednesday Sep 07, 2022
Episode 26: Carry On My Wayward Swan
Wednesday Sep 07, 2022
Wednesday Sep 07, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Hey you guys know Emily Swan, you know the genius artist behind the Jenna's Super Amazing (Not at all Mediocre) EPIC Horse Quiz Game Show shirt?? That Emily is ON THIS EPISODE! Want to hear something even cooler? Emily is a real equestrian!! We didn't even need to convert her! All this to say clearly you need to listen to this episode STAT. Come find out about her beautiful horses and incredible art and oh yeah we also read the classic tale of Black Beauty!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Black Beauty by Anna Sewell | Book

Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Episode 25: The Way We Trot Now
Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
We have really done it this time. We have a REAL DOCTOR! DR. Courtney Floyd who came in here and just really nailed the show harder than we ever have. Let's get to the most important thing though. Dr. Courtney has ducks. DUCKS! Like... quack quack ducks. But wait there's more. They are friends WITH HER DOG. I know RIGHT?! Oh anyways there were horses. I guess. Probably. Maybe Amy. I don't even care anymore think about the ducks.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: A Summer to Remember | Book

Wednesday Aug 10, 2022
Horse Girls First Anniversary!
Wednesday Aug 10, 2022
Wednesday Aug 10, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode we talk about one FULL YEAR of Horse Girls. Have we accomplished our goals? Surprisingly we actually have completed some of them. Join us as we discuss a full year of turning Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl and the wild ride that has been creating this podcast. Jokes leave the room- this has been a true adventure and an absolute joy to create.
New episode every other Wednesday!

Wednesday Jul 27, 2022
Episode 24: The First Foël
Wednesday Jul 27, 2022
Wednesday Jul 27, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode we are joined by Willa! The world renowned voice of *REDACTED* for a beautiful episode of Horse Girls where it is Christmas and no one is sad and definitely no one or nothing dies and Sugarfoot for sure 100% does not wear the skin of another creature as a disguise. No Tim for the last time we CANNOT REAVEAL THAT WILLA IS THE VOICE OF TEXT MESSAGE THEATRE!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: A Winter's Gift | Book

Wednesday Jul 13, 2022
Episode 23: Land Before Grine
Wednesday Jul 13, 2022
Wednesday Jul 13, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode none other than Chris Grine joins in on our horseplay! We discuss the BIG THING that happened. That's right. The greatest drama our podcast has ever known. How DOES one pronounce Tucson? TIM. HOW DO THEY? This is somehow on you... Oh right and there's a breakup or something.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: Beyond the Horizon | Book

Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Episode 22: The Emperor’s New Hooves
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode Steve joins our ranks to bring us to the cutting edge of horse medicine with spiders! Lots and lots of spiders! Like... a metric ton spiders! Oh sorry, I messed that all up. It was definitely just the web. I don't see how this is Tim's fault but between us Horse Girls let's blame him anyways.
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: Amy's Journal | Book

Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Episode 21: The Dressage Parlor
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
On this episode Mike joins our ranks to create the four horse girls of the apocalypse! It warms out hjearts when he joins in our hjorseplaj. Your fanfiction will live in infamy and all who come after you will quake at the legacy you have left behind, immortalized in podcast history!
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland: A Holiday Memory | Book

Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Episode 20: The Summer of Big Equine
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Horse Girls is conducting a survey for all of you listeners. No, this definitely won't help us with advertising but it will help us probably:
1. Do you sweep your yard?
2. If you have one do you consider the walkway to your house part of your yard?
3. If you have one do you consider the sidewalk part of your yard?
4. Have you considered the entire world is yard?
New episode every other Wednesday!
Media: Heartland Book 20 (Always There) | Book